详细信息（简历制作） 英文简历中不该出现的话
英文简历中不该出现的话
致命的大错
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.""Qualifications: No education or experience.""I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.""My compensation should be at least equal to my age.""Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.""Fired because I fought for lower pay.""Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6''5".""Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.""Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.""Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ''paranoia.'' I
prefer to elaborate privately."打字错误与语法错误
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""I am a rabid typist.""Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.""After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to
pursue a new line of work.""Accounting cleric.""As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.""Suspected to graduate early next year.""Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""Proven ability to track down and correct erors.""Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.""Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.""Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your
house.""Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a
fast-paced setting."
(Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there''s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp
of marketing that is second nature.""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.""My fortune cookie said, ''Your next interview will result in a job''-and I
like your company in particular.""Title: Another resume from the ''Profiles in Excellence'' series.""Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.""Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.""Let''s meet so you can ''ooh'' and ''ahh'' over my experience."
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致命的大错
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.""Qualifications: No education or experience.""I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.""My compensation should be at least equal to my age.""Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.""Fired because I fought for lower pay.""Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6''5".""Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.""Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.""Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ''paranoia.'' I
prefer to elaborate privately."打字错误与语法错误
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""I am a rabid typist.""Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.""After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to
pursue a new line of work.""Accounting cleric.""As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.""Suspected to graduate early next year.""Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""Proven ability to track down and correct erors.""Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.""Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.""Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your
house.""Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a
fast-paced setting."
(Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there''s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp
of marketing that is second nature.""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.""My fortune cookie said, ''Your next interview will result in a job''-and I
like your company in particular.""Title: Another resume from the ''Profiles in Excellence'' series.""Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.""Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.""Let''s meet so you can ''ooh'' and ''ahh'' over my experience."
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